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	<description>Amusing myself since puberty....</description>
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		<title>I Get on the TTC</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 03:31:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Craig</dc:creator>
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		<title>The Recognition I Deserve</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 20:50:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Craig</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Finally!

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		<title>How to Text on a Motorcycle</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 04:01:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Craig</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, it&#8217;s not the texting part that freaks me out, it&#8217;s controlling the motorcycle in traffic while laying back on the seat.  It doesn&#8217;t even look like he&#8217;s using his feet.  (Okay, I know how to ride a bicycle no-hands, but laying back with your feet up?  I&#8217;m not so sure.)

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, it&#8217;s not the texting part that freaks me out, it&#8217;s controlling the motorcycle in traffic while laying back on the seat.  It doesn&#8217;t even look like he&#8217;s using his feet.  (Okay, I know how to ride a bicycle no-hands, but laying back with your feet up?  I&#8217;m not so sure.)</p>
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<p>This sure isn&#8217;t Toronto!  If people ignored the white lines like that in Toronto, the guys with the camera would have be screaming and cursing.  Apparently the lines are suggestions only!</p>
<p>Couldn&#8217;t help but add one of my favourite traffic videos.  Apparently, all traffic regulations are suggestions!</p>
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		<title>Dancing with the Star Wars Stars</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 02:06:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Craig</dc:creator>
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		<title>The Titty Bear</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 17:08:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Craig</dc:creator>
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