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	<description>Amusing myself since puberty....</description>
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		<title>This Plan Will Never Work</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 02:10:09 +0000</pubDate>
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We all know that this plan has been in the works for a lot longer than 3 years.
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We all know that this plan has been in the works for a lot longer than 3 years.</p>
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		<title>For Intuitively Dicking Around</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just imagine the people getting elbowed in adjacent airplane seats.

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		<title>Why Can&#8217;t We Have Robot Leaders In Canada</title>
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		<dc:creator>Craig</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pleeeeaaaaazzzzz???
In The Know: Are We Giving The Robots That Run Our Society Too Much Power?
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