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	<description>Amusing myself since puberty....</description>
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		<title>This Plan Will Never Work</title>
		<link>http://widget.ca/2009/05/31/this-plan-will-never-work</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 02:10:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Craig</dc:creator>
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We all know that this plan has been in the works for a lot longer than 3 years.
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		<title>Best Game Show Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 05:52:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Craig</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[God I love Italian game shows!  I give you &#8220;Sexy Car Wash&#8221;, currently airing in Canada on TLN.  (I know, I watched it&#8230;.a couple of times&#8230;.I have no idea what they&#8217;re saying!)
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>God I love Italian game shows!  I give you &#8220;Sexy Car Wash&#8221;, currently airing in Canada on TLN.  (I know, I watched it&#8230;.a couple of times&#8230;.I have no idea what they&#8217;re saying!)<br />
Two contestants, sitting in their cars, honking their horns instead of game show buzzers, and when they get the right number of correct answers, they (and we) get this:</br><br />
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		<title>I Get on the TTC</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 03:31:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Craig</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
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		<title>Boobies!!</title>
		<link>http://widget.ca/2009/01/27/boobies</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 03:16:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Craig</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Immature]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is very offensive, and politically incorrect, and lots of other things.  I also found it funny.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is very offensive, and politically incorrect, and lots of other things.  I also found it funny.</br><br />
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		<title>For Intuitively Dicking Around</title>
		<link>http://widget.ca/2009/01/05/for-intuitively-dicking-around</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 04:15:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Craig</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Computers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Onion]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just imagine the people getting elbowed in adjacent airplane seats.

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